This is Caspian.
He does what he wants.
Mostly what he wants is to be naughty. He jumps on counters, mercilessly attacks Ju Ju Bee, kicks the poodle out of her bed, bites ankles, steals food … he is very, very naughty.
When he is not being naughty, Caspian is sprawled across my bed. I believe he thinks the room make over was for his benefit. Since it got done I can not keep him out of here.
Although, to be fair, if you saw the state of Reagan’s bedroom you wouldn’t blame the cat for wanting to sleep anywhere else.
And when he is not being naughty or lying on my bed, Caspian combined those two pursuits in the relentless stalking of lap top computers. If one of us opens a laptop, he is suddenly right there wanting to cuddle with it. I would guess he likes them because they give off heat, but he just will not leave them alone.
Yesterday, I didn’t even know he was in the room when I walked away from my open lap top. When I heard it giving off new and strange noises I turned around to find the cat lying across the keyboard with his paws on the mouse pad. I have no idea what he did or how he did it, but my computer now has a narrator.
An incredible annoying narrator.
Across the bottom of my screen is a text box that tells me everything I am doing.
It tells me what is in my email.
It tells me what website I am on.
It tells me what I am doing on the websites.
It knows more about my computer than I do and says things I do not understand.
The worst part is that if I don’t have my settings on “mute” it says all of these things OUT LOUD.
It’s driving me crazy, but the guy who did it - Caspian - will not tell me how to undo it.
Does anyone out there have better tech skills than my cat? Because I do not. And I want this gone. NOW.